Space, Chicken Pots, Blackmail and Farting….
By: Mr.PC
The title of this post just scratches the surface. The market continues to go nuts and so too do the people all around the world!
Good News! The proton collider that we were told would create a black hole and end the world in 2012 has already been broken. We are not sure if there is a warranty on the 16 mile tunnel that was supposed to recreate the Big Bang! But alas my friends, we will now have to wait until 2013 to see if a black hole is created because they aren’t going to fire it up until 2009….after repairs are made. Unfortunately, the world is supposed to end in 2012 anyway. So, we may never know!
Does the Goracle realize that Solar Winds are at their lowest point in 50 years? Still no word on the Dirty Winds off of Uranus.
Let this be a lesson. If you get pushy when hungry and start biting and smashing things….when all is said and done you may be put out to stud in reward!
Thank goodness, Mickey Mouse is no longer under death threat.
I want to go back to the good old days with a car in every garage and a chicken in every pot. Except I want my chicken pot to an ancient pot worth millions!
This next story made me think of one of our regular callers, “Real Big Mike” and his wife’s cats.
This chick is ballsy and her room mates are way too gullable.
Can you believe the frog actually lived?
This is yet more evidence that we are living a police state.
Have a fabulous W day!
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