I love it, mid December and it’s 80 degrees outside. It’s not easy being a Digital Pimp but it makes it easier living in paradise. All in all, everything is looking fabulous this week. My squishy face will be here on Friday and the Steelers took down the Ravens over the weekend as they clenched their division. On top of that, my orange trees are cranking out some awesome sweet fruit.
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The models that pose for artists are all upset and so they decided to pose nude during a nude protest. No….there are no pictures.
This feller retires at age 60 in Japan. His co-workers decide to throw him in the air at his retirement party. Then his co-workers decided not to catch him. He gets all crippled up and then dies. That just sucks.
Hey, you can’t snatch my toupee off in front of the cameras. “It’s like pulling my pants down in public“.
Who knew that people have fought wars over poop?
Is your bidet overheating?
Mmmmmm, what’s for dinner….?
Is it really a coincidence that the power went out? I think not.