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Ya’ got a quarter, so I can get a burger?

Someone, please give this woman a job, so she can find another way to spend her time. It can’t be a very smart Hippo…. People in Florida with dead skin on their feet, hands and….other body parts are bummed. PC

If you are feeling whiny…..

You may just be a lefty. In fact I think the following temper tantrum is pretty much how all lefties act when they do not get their way. It’s good to have friends. There are those that just hate President Bush. Love him or hate him, he was right about the idea that freedom is [...]

Stimulus….get yer stimulus….get yer stimulus

I have a question. Whenever I see a new terrorist video where they wag their finger and brag about how they are going to kick everyone’s ass, their robes are so white. How the hell do they keep those robes so white…in a cave? I could swear that I saw this chick in Hell Raiser. [...]

Passafrassa, Paquamaqua, Pesstajest….. Passamaquoddyyyyy!

This totally reminds of a scene from one of those old school Kung Fu movies. It’s a family tradition. What’s for dinner? Iguana, don’t worry it tastes like chicken. The global economic meltdown is starting to affect the 5 star toilet industry. Dammit! Here is a new excuse for your teacher. ‘Sorry I can’t turn [...]

Is Journalism lost?

Talk about getting it wrong! On top of that, there is a porta potty massacre taking place in San Francisco. Wait….are those really pigeons stuffed in your pants? Wouldn’t you know it, we have a Miss America pageant – meanwhile, they had a goat pageant in Saudi Arabia. Funny how the world turns. PC