I’m Fresh, Clean and Articulate

Not bad for a moron, ehh?

I’d like to take a moment to tell you about Culinary Combat. It is a charity event to benefit Kimberly’s Cottage (a wonderful organization and a clear voice for children’s advocacy). It is an iron chef style competition and a huge food show. The Food Show will include wine tasting, hors d’oeuvres, specialty foods, flair bartending, live music and more. An afternoon of fun, food and philanthropy. I’m on the planning committee along with some other great folks and this event promises to be awesome. Our iron chef is a “Certified Master Chef”. We are looking for sponsors, ticket sales to the event and chefs to challenge our chef. Please visit the website for more details.

Your suffering shall be legendary, even in Hell!

Did you know that chewing gum is made out of synthetic rubber? Well, the Mayans do.

How many bags of heroin do you think Sandy Berger could get in his pants?

There simply has to be another answer besides Dooky Diving.

How the heck do you start a riot at an orgy? This guy did it.

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