Swine, Lipstick and that Bloated Feeling

After listening to Obama’s news conference last night even I feel gassy and full of it. You know, that feeling after an all you can eat Mexican Buffet. It’s only been 100 days folks and he claims to be restoring confidence in America from within and abroad. I’m not sure that the tea party folks would agree. But who cares about those nut jobs anyway?

At any rate, Biden just keeps on ripping them out. He must have been to the same Mexican Buffet. I just gotta ask, who really thinks that Biden is in charge of the stimulus package?

Meanwhile, back in the real world – scientists see the recent imminent pandemic to be relatively mild.

What do we do about Pakistan? John Kerry (who served in Viet Nam) says ‘that we will not have troops in Pakistan and we will just hope for the best’ and Obama leaves the door open for military intervention over the nukes. Which is it?

So the lefties have this anti-war mantra, generally speaking. And the Pentagon is saying – ‘Hold on there mister, we need to finance their military and be ready to secure the nukes’. Again, which is it? Are there any lefties out there in the audience that can make sense of this situation?

Obama continues his plan to have all troops out of Iraq by March 2008 or June 2008 or January 2009 or hey….wait a minute, what’s going on around here?

Interesting fact check on Obama’s 100 day speech. And from the Associated Press mind you. Good grief.

Stop all this damn sashing your hips around and wearing tight robes and lipstick…we are monks. We are supposed to be kicking people’s asses with Kung Fu. This is all wrong, just all wrong. Work with me people.’

Is the culture war shifting or does it simply have another angle?

PETA pisses off the Philippines.

Next time an asteroid hits Earth the safest places to be are New Mexico and Colorado. Keep that in mind.

Brace yourselves folks. I know that some of you are going to think me mad but it appears that there is someone in our Universe who is more intelligent than Obama. Sorry to ruin your world.

What is your animals favorite song?

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