This is pure genius!

I know that some of you will be jealous about this next story, I am. This is something we’ve all wanted to do. This lady does it and still makes her plane on time.

According to the lefties, America is broken. Doom and gloom all around us. It’s a complete disaster. People can’t decide whether to buy dogfood or prescription drugs. What’s for dinner tonight? Rats of course.

10 to 1 this priest is firing up a doobie right now!

Have you ever felt like someone threw you in trash and almost buried you under 50 tonnes of rubish?

This guy is lying. Can you believe the story he is trying to pass off on his family?

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Cliff Note: Wants to draw attention to and wish his good friend luck in today’s primary. Mark Miner.

I truly tried to make it through the entire DNC convention last night but just couldn’t do it. Kennedy threw me over the top. I’m surprised that I made it through Jimma’s nonsense. What is it with the Democrat’s fascination with negativity? It was the same thing 4 years ago. Bluenosin’, complaining, back biting and I even heard a rumor that Biden cried. Is it bad to call the lefties panty wastes? Probably so. OK, pretend that I didn’t say it please.

Which brings us to this next story. A 9 year boy is too good of a baseball pitcher….so kick him out of the league because he makes the other kids feel bad about losing? Where are the parents in this whole mess? Leading the way of course.

I’ll be dipped in sugar and thrown to the ants. Not really, but it’s nice to learn something new every day.

This was sent over by Poop Master Jon. How could I resist not putting up in the blog?

The Nuns aren’t going to have their beauty contest after all.

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As a Republican, I love the fact that Obama chose Joe Biden for VP. It’s a fabulous gift wrapped present to McCain. It’s almost as if Karl Rove is still in charge…..bwa haaaa haaaa haaaa! Must Read.

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The world continues to hand us a myriad of fun things to read. Starting with a terrified weather man giving a whole new meaning to the phrasetrouser snake! With video too.

Let’s face it most people are fond of boobs, I sure am. And I’m not talking about the 3 Stooges, I’m talking about “boobs on bikes“.

The irony that this story comes out of Pennsylvania where they cling to guns and Jesus according to Obama is interesting. I would bet that the burglar was praying to Jesus while granny held him at gun point.

I keep telling Chip that this is perfect time to start a ‘Whale Vomit’ business. Here is a baby whale with nowhere else to go. Chip says that they will most likely have to shoot it and feed it to the sharks.

I want this chair.

No one else is going to break this story in the radio business! Huge doping scandal at the Goldfish Olympics. When the winner’s tank water turns green….you know there is a problem.

Guy goes kite surfing during Tropical Storm Fay.

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I got a fabulous phone call this morning from a paranoid individual explaining to me that he had mailed ’secret’ information to me at my office. He made me promise that I would destroy the documentation, both paper and packaging before going public. He said that he was being followed by people. Anyway, I destroyed the documents….so here it is. The war in Iraq was not about Weapons of Mass Destruction it was about printing presses. It appears that Iraq was printing US currency and we couldn’t have that! There were other wild conspiracies but who has time for it. All I know is that we are all in trouble now. So if you get dragged out of your house in the middle of the night for reading this….I’m terribly sorry. We know it’s all true because he was told by a ‘trusted friend who had no reason to lie’.

A woman gets evicted for flushing the toilet too often.

I had no idea that giving birth to ‘cups’ was something that happens all of the time. But apparently it is.

There is more to tell, but it’s time for me to go. Have a great evening….I know I will.

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