Do you ever feel like this?

By: Mr.PC

Mr.PC.

The poor shrimp is running to stand still! It is said that it went like this for 3 hours. I guess exercise is all the rage these days.

The kind hearted lefties are at it again.

By: Mr.PC

Mr.PC.

So this gal, Wendy Button, was a speechwriter for Obama decided to leave the Democratic Party and vote for McCain. She gives valid reasons as to why she feels that way and then the lefties go nuts….death threats? I’m convinced that the extremists on the left have not only infiltrated the mainstream but have changed the face of the Party itself. In general, the Democratic Party is unhinged. Read this very straight forward explaination by Wendy Button and then read how she had to respond to the whacko lefties who unleashed on her for having her own mind.

So, you think you’re a whack-job?

By: Mr.PC

Mr.PC.

I always like to point out to all of our good friends out there that tinfoil hats act as a conductor. Repeat, tinfoil hats do not repel the V2K (Voice to Skull) technology, they invite the waves deep into your synapse.

Book your plane tickets ASAP. This is what we’ve all been waiting for.

The 82 year old feller was trading his prescription drugs for sex with 20 year olds. It may not quite be pimp status but I know after reading this lots of folks will be rushing to their medicine cabinets to take inventory….

I can hear the conversation now. ‘Unfortunately maam, I’m blind. So when I was massaging your inner thigh it was hard to have perspective….’. I’ll just let your mind wander from there.

It just so happens that it is “YOUR” fault that “I” spent millions at “YOUR” casino. You big jerks, I’m going to sue you.

If you could marry a comic, who would it be?

Well, it appears that Shanghai’s “cricket” fighting ring has been shut down. Dammit! I would like to have checked that out. Jimminy-Cricket could not be reached for comment.

I know folks around these here parts like to do some fishin’. Often this activity is accompanied with various alcoholic beverages. Try daredevil fishing while drunk. I doubt it.

These are just awesome photos of wildlife.

Until next time, keep it real Yo.

PUTTING A FACE ON SMALL BUSINESS

By: Mr.PC

Mr.PC.

Editorial sent over by Cliff Knizley:

As a follow up to my last editorial, I’d like to further my case in support of the small business owner by introducing you to someone who you really already know. My friends, Jason and Laura Welty are parents in their thirties and owners of Flavors Eatery in St. Augustine. They are the quintessential small business owners.

Fourteen hour workdays are a way of life for Jason and Laura. A business loan that helped them get started is a fact of life, as are the day to day concerns of unpredictable employees, unexpected fluctuations in the cost and availability of necessary supplies and the stress as business ebbs and flows. Flavors Eatery is their baby and it is the livelihood for their family.

Before these young parents are able to pay themselves, they must first meet a variety of financial obligations. They must pay rent, business loans, their employees, a bevy of insurance policies and countless taxes. They must purchase the goods and services that are required to keep churning out enough meals to meet their obligations. If employees fail to show, the owners pick up the slack.

Day after day and week after week, owning and operating a small business is a risk. The personal fortunes of small business owners is inexorably tied to the fortunes of the business. Their courage and their passion are admirable.

Now more than ever, a presidential candidate is portraying the Welty’s and other’s like them as a renewable resource ripe for plunder and deserving of your scorn. Barrack Obama loves to throw around the figure of $250,000. That’s the current ceiling that he has arbitrarily set as an acceptable level of success. Obama and his following think that once you reach their mandated ceiling, you and your business become a burden to society and a target for his message of class warfare.

Take a minute and wrap your mind around that number. Is it gross income or net? Given Obama’s well documented devotion to “spreading the wealth”, we should assume it’s gross income. $250,000 is less than $5000 a week in total cash flow, hardly worth the personal risk inherit in maintaining a small storefront.

Why is it that $250,000 in annual income is the magic number at which the pursuit of the American Dream is automatically brought to a screeching halt by the federal Government? Who is Obama to declare himself more capable of wisely spending the Welty’s hard earned money than they are?

If they can keep the money they make, the Weltys can then entertain the idea of expansion. If they do expand, the overall economy expands. More goods and services are purchased, more employees are hired, more business gets done.

When the truly productive are demonized by liberal rhetoric, when politicians create a wedge between owners and workers, when upward mobility is slandered and the entrepreneurial spirit is under indictment, the economy shrinks and we all lose, except the government.

The government grows and expands it’s influence by devouring what belongs to others and spreading the wealth while claiming to be fair. The government expands on the backs of the restaurateur, the retailer and the service provider. Americans have done pretty well without Barrack Obama and we’re better off when Jason and Laura expand their influence on America. We will be worse off if Barrack Obama is allowed to devour capital in order to expand his influence.

The weekend brought a wealth of fodder for us.

By: Mr.PC

Mr.PC.

So you are nervous about getting married. Do I call it off? Do I run away and get liquored up in Mexico? Do I purposely set the hotel room on fire?

Some folks are just horrible at golf. Some folks are horrible and dangerous!

Do cats save dogs? No. But man’s best friend is there to make us all say….awwww.

We’ve learned about new pyramids buried in Peru, we’ve learned about quasars at the edge of the Universe and now to top it all off, we know that bees can count to four. I feel ripped off, because Sesame Street taught me that lady bugs can count to 12.

So this Polish guy drives his van into the lake…..

Who knew that David Attenborough was like Barry White to frogs.

After reading this story it comes to my attention that the Democrats should change their mascot from a jackass to a cow.

Waka, Waka.