It’s about as whacky as it gets!

I got a fabulous phone call this morning from a paranoid individual explaining to me that he had mailed ’secret’ information to me at my office. He made me promise that I would destroy the documentation, both paper and packaging before going public. He said that he was being followed by people. Anyway, I destroyed the documents….so here it is. The war in Iraq was not about Weapons of Mass Destruction it was about printing presses. It appears that Iraq was printing US currency and we couldn’t have that! There were other wild conspiracies but who has time for it. All I know is that we are all in trouble now. So if you get dragged out of your house in the middle of the night for reading this….I’m terribly sorry. We know it’s all true because he was told by a ‘trusted friend who had no reason to lie’.

A woman gets evicted for flushing the toilet too often.

I had no idea that giving birth to ‘cups’ was something that happens all of the time. But apparently it is.

There is more to tell, but it’s time for me to go. Have a great evening….I know I will.

Filed under: PC by Mr.PC