By: Mr.PC
I couldn’t resist posting a video with a guy exploding bananas on his head. Is he a genius or does he simply have too much time on his hands?
This gal knows how to throw a temper tantrum. It appears as if she is upset that no one is calling the show. It’s Romanian television at its finest!
This truly could be the best job in the world.
These fire fighters have to be listeners to the show.
We could finally see an end to all wars, ushering in a new era of world peace. Thank goodness for Voodoo Priests.
Drunk electrician starts fire in museum….Big Surprise!
By: Mr.PC
It’s perfect. We are all feeling Hopey and Changey….aren’t we? Not only is Xanadu perfect for Obama and the lefties, but the video is perfect too!
Then of course, there is screaming in Hell. See below.
I don’t know about you, but I’d sell my kidney for 1.5 million.
Who doesn’t love a happy seal?
Muslim or not, getting dumped via text message always sucks….especially when it comes from her father!
Those damn poor kids don’t need school books any damn way!
I’ll tell you where you can shove that massive can of hairspray.
It might be kind of fun to start chucking live chickens around. I’d feel guilty afterwards though.
By: Mr.PC
If not, it could be a good starting place. Talk about a group of folks that could use some harmony. It’s either that or put ‘em on the Thorazine Shuffle.
At any rate, here is a ballsy kid.
The Milky Way is coming for you….sooner than you thought.
I don’t know…..live with mom under house arrest or live in jail. It’s a toss up.
Next time your sugar muffin gets cold feet and you find it annoying, call the police for help.
A new twist on, “not tonight honey, I have a headache“.
There really is no up-side to sleep walking. Is there?
Some chicks are just plain hard core. Throw in a bit of jealousy and it’s a recipe for disaster.
Your dog wants alcohol. Me too.
This is a donkey show you wouldn’t want to miss.
Happy New Year.
By: Mr.PC
It’s almost a new year and the oddity known as human behavior is still in high swing. By the way, ‘How have you been’? I’ve been having a wonderful time with my vacationing Grandma and Squishy Face.
How to win friends and influence police officers.
Another genius criminal in action.
No more naked breasts on the beach in Australia. DAMMIT!
Now here is a new way to pick up chicks.
All children should learn how to blow their noses. That way, germaphobes like me won’t have to shy away from snotty nosed little ones. This program is a God-send.
Isn’t it about time you headed in for a teeth cleaning? Then again, with dentists like this, you may need to wear a hazmat suit.
‘Your Honour, I swear the ecstasy was for my sex crazed dog’.
Get your sex chips, get ‘em while their hot. Get your sex chips here, and….here is a hearty stew and pastry to go along with it.
One last question, is anybody getting any work done this week?
By: Mr.PC
I love it, mid December and it’s 80 degrees outside. It’s not easy being a Digital Pimp but it makes it easier living in paradise. All in all, everything is looking fabulous this week. My squishy face will be here on Friday and the Steelers took down the Ravens over the weekend as they clenched their division. On top of that, my orange trees are cranking out some awesome sweet fruit.
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The models that pose for artists are all upset and so they decided to pose nude during a nude protest. No….there are no pictures.
This feller retires at age 60 in Japan. His co-workers decide to throw him in the air at his retirement party. Then his co-workers decided not to catch him. He gets all crippled up and then dies. That just sucks.
Hey, you can’t snatch my toupee off in front of the cameras. “It’s like pulling my pants down in public“.
Who knew that people have fought wars over poop?
Is your bidet overheating?
Mmmmmm, what’s for dinner….?
Is it really a coincidence that the power went out? I think not.