So, you think you’re a whack-job?

I always like to point out to all of our good friends out there that tinfoil hats act as a conductor. Repeat, tinfoil hats do not repel the V2K (Voice to Skull) technology, they invite the waves deep into your synapse.

Book your plane tickets ASAP. This is what we’ve all been waiting for.

The 82 year old feller was trading his prescription drugs for sex with 20 year olds. It may not quite be pimp status but I know after reading this lots of folks will be rushing to their medicine cabinets to take inventory….

I can hear the conversation now. ‘Unfortunately maam, I’m blind. So when I was massaging your inner thigh it was hard to have perspective….’. I’ll just let your mind wander from there.

It just so happens that it is “YOUR” fault that “I” spent millions at “YOUR” casino. You big jerks, I’m going to sue you.

If you could marry a comic, who would it be?

Well, it appears that Shanghai’s “cricket” fighting ring has been shut down. Dammit! I would like to have checked that out. Jimminy-Cricket could not be reached for comment.

I know folks around these here parts like to do some fishin’. Often this activity is accompanied with various alcoholic beverages. Try daredevil fishing while drunk. I doubt it.

These are just awesome photos of wildlife.

Until next time, keep it real Yo.

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