The Schills

Chip Morris and Mr. PC have long received their talking points via daily fax from Karl Rove himself. In order to keep the neo-con agenda moving forward, the powers that be installed both Mr. Morris and Mr. PC as talk show hosts in North Central Florida. When Rove was moved onto greener pastures, the daily faxes stopped coming. The two morons subsequently went into a tailspin of confusion (What’s New?) and have come out the other side as rogue propagandists. FOR HIRE.

Mr. PC, a stone cold digital pimp, left Vegas as part of the witness protection program. He has managed to accomplish some great things despite being a total moron. He is the self proclaimed Ambassador of Ocala. He was a huge part of bringing international awareness to the plight of sea horses, resulting in a global ban on eating the monogamous critters. On occasion the face on Mars will contact Mr. PC to divulge info about happenings in the universe. Hot off the heals of his failed co-presidential bid with Jay Anderson the idealistic Mr. PC said, “I’m an innocent bystander.”

Chip Morris, an actor, director, entrepreneur and Moron-in-Chief crafted the original propaganda campaign that caught Karl Rove’s attention. Chip’s “day” jobs include decoding Lefty media spin, Creative Director of PC House Productions, Managing Partner of Mr PC Computer Repair and Sales and whatever else PC thinks up for him to do. In his spare time, he can often be found treading the boards at the Ocala Civic Theatre. He is the Voice of The Kingdom of the Sun Concert Band and the resident Emcee for The Circle Square Cultural Center. He has appeared in or directed more than 50 local theatrical productions. He has brought new definition to the word “moron” and is proud to be known as the co-host of the worst radio show you’ll ever love!