Who else wants to go on the dole?

Hell, I’m about at that point. Why not? It sure seems like everyone else is on the dole. Half the country, the banks, California and now the auto dealers. It used to be that all I wanted for Christmas was my 2 front teeth but now I’ll take a free house and a sweet Porsche! Throw in a cute black lab to make it complete. Pass on the wife thingy though. Don’t forget my anti-missile batteries and M1A1 Abrahams Tank. I could dream about this stuff all day long, let’s get on with some nonsense.

This is the picture of the year. According to AP.

You remember all of those great TV shows with all of the great, wonderful neighbors….like The Waltons, Leave it to Beaver, Sponge Bob Square Pants? Well, things have changed.

I’ve been told that I have magic fingers before too. Glad they are all still intact.

Great. Now there is “The Biggest Loser” for pets.

Naked Protest Alert….Naked Protest Alert. Wild, this one is with Muslims in Malaysia. It’s gotta be better than the Peta naked protests.

Did you know that there are toilet experts? How does one become a toilet expert? Does it pay well? Can you learn this trade in school? So many questions, so little answers. Well….it has some great toilet facts.

With all of the unemployment going on it becomes important to point out new job opportunities. However, only skilled witches need apply.

For the sake of patriotism….find the inner capitalist pig that lives in you.

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